Jake Wears is a future award winning bloggist most known for his fashion work. A true cultural phenomenon,¬†boys want to be him, and girls just want to have fun. He is described by peers as “…a master of everything that isn’t funny.” Some have even gone so far as to say, “His fashion blog made me vomit. This blog gave me Irritable Bowel Syndrome.”¬†Content creators crave for that kind of physical reaction.

Please inform Jake immediately if this blog leads to any physical ailments or other noteworthy symptoms, as he will proudly add it to the Achievements section.